Apparently, when you send out too many ignored IMs to women, Jdate decides to hit you when you're down with the following automated message:
"You have reached the maximum number of missed IMs. Your IM to user ****** could not be delivered as an e-mail because you have reached the maximum number of missed IMs that may be sent in a 24-hour period."
Translation: "Asshole, why'd you waste another $39.99 to be ignored by women for another month? Haven't you been humiliated enough? DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF LEARNING DISABILITY???!!!!"'
I guess I do, but it's one of those disabilities that I was able to get away with for a while until it got out of hand. Kind of like Theo on "The Cosby Show"....only there's no warm and fuzzy ending, or a laugh track here. Just utter humiliation.
I'm putting myself on a schedule, though. I'll only go on twice a week until the membership runs out. That plan should last until I'm done posting this blog entry.