How to Keep Your Hair and Get a Good Woman

I know a lot of women read this blog, so for those of you who want a quick tutorial about how to treat and prevent hair loss, weak and brittle nails, depression and anemia by eating foods containing Biotin (Vitamin B7), check out this video that I produced, starring my very special lady. After you've watched it, liked it, subscribed to the YouTube page and shared it with all your FB, Twitter, Google +, and Instagram friends, you can come back to this blog and read about how hard Jdate sucks and about all the bad dates I had before I met the beautiful woman in the video. It's in Spanish, but it has English subtitles. You just need to click on CC. Be sure to click on the video to watch on YouTube because blogger is weird about video embedding.

For my male readers, if you're wondering how I managed to score a woman like this after all those bad dates, stay tuned for my new tutorial video, "How to Meet and Keep Women That Don't Make You Wish You Were a F$%#ing Eunuch."