Every guy that's been in a relationship with a woman has felt this way at some point. It's kind of misogynistic, a little sad, but mostly it makes me laugh. And if you ain't laughing, then what's the point of it all?
A classic scene from a classic movie, written by one of the greats and performed by a comedic legend. Ladies and gentleman, I give you: "How to Murder Your Wife" - The button defense.