So the last number I had left has gone nowhere. Yes, I know it's shocking. I called her Saturday afternoon, left a voicemail, and she got back to me a couple of hours later. We spoke for maybe 10 minutes because she was at a wedding, and we agreed that I'd call her the following day (yesterday) to reconvene our discussion. I lived up to my end of the bargain, but she never called back. I logged on to you know where because I got an unsolicited email from someone I'm not interested in, but I noticed the chick in question viewed me not longer after I called. Apparently, there was something she saw (or didn't see) in my profile the second time around that prevented her from calling back again. Maybe she realized she's looking for her partner in crime, or for someone who's as comfortable in jeans as he is in a tux...or maybe she wants a guy with a picture of himself standing in front of a Porsche in surgical scrubs (I hear those guys do very well on Jdate).
So I'm pretty much done. I have nothing on the horizon. No prospects. Not so much as an area code, let alone a phone number. But it's all good, though. My rehab can now officially begin.