ARE YOU KIND?

Had an IM session with a woman last night who asked me, "Are you kind?" My initial reaction was, "Sure. I'm kind...to animals, children, the elderly, you name it." But then she wrote back in CAPS: "NO! ARE YOU KIND?" Followed by a smiley face...Now, I've packed plenty of bowls in my day, but it took me a few seconds to get what she was asking. I avoided the question because I don't need to be the unwitting victim of Dateline's next "To Catch a Stoner" special. Last thing I need is to show up at some chick's house, sitting there in my underwear with a water bong, while some dude with a microphone and a camera crew comes barging in.

And besides, if this chick was simply looking for free weed, she ain't getting it from me. It's enough I have women looking for free dinners. Plus, who says, "Are you kind?" anymore? Is this 1974?

Maybe that's what the"J" in Jdate stands for now...I always though it stood for "Junior High School", or "Juvenile Behavior," or "Jerkoffs," maybe.