Why else am I getting bombarded by emails from their women telling me how "pleasingly looking to the eye" I am? My profile picture must be hanging in every shanty in the country with internet access. And why not? I'm exactly what these women want. One "god fearing" woman writes in her profile that she's "looking for a man who is not making games, who is very much faithful, non disappointing." Well, hey, that's me! I'm not making games and I'm non-disappointing. I think these women from Ghana really get me. Another eloquently posited in the "what I've learned from past relationships" section of her profile that "love must be from the heart...and not just from the mouth." And I must agree. Isn't love from the heart so much better than love from the mouth? Well, on second thought...
Anyway, I may just move there. I've done my research on Wikipedia. Ghana is an English speaking, constitutional republic...so I've got the language and political system already figured out. Once I get the dollar to Ghanaian cedi conversion rate down, I'm all set.
I'm gonna have way more luck with the Ghanaian women than with New York women. I can feel it. Maybe I'll get lucky and meet a chick who's an heiress to a royal fortune that only I can help her gain access to (for a small fee for which I'll be handsomely compensated, of course).
Yeah, things are looking up.
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I actually one had a whole IM conversation with one of these people when I was bored one day. I think I have the conversation saved somewhere because it was so hysterical. She wanted money for a plane ticket to come see me. Those gals from Ghana get right down to business! I say go for it! He'll love you long time!
This is just another form of scam. "Money for a plane ticket", eh? I bet if you offered to fly down there, chances are they'd disappear right quick.
They'll love your wallet longtime.
NJG, puhlease! Of course, that's what I proposed.
and the rent's gotta cheaper there too.
You sure it's an English speaking country? Hard to tell from those profiles.
Totally feel you on this one! Im american studyin abroad, and have seen the making games comment line by line - Its not just online either - I met a cute guy on fri only to find out his entire english repetoire consisted of "You are beautiful, I ride super bike *wtf is that btw?*, and U have boyfreind?" LOLLL
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