I've been on Facebook for 3 days now. I have a bunch of friends, and every time one of them farts, it gets posted in my "News Feeds." Is that what Facebook is for? I honestly don't get this. I know my cousin was playing "Scramble" with some chick at 10:19 last night, and that some dude my brother is friends with is going to some chick's birthday party on Saturday night. - All information that appears on MY homepage for the world to see. I am now defined by the fact that someone I barely know has added "eating cocoa puffs, and banging beeyotches" to his list of favorite activities.
And oh yeah, the chick who got me to sign up in the first place found me. She asked to be my friend, I accepted, and now we're "friends" on Facebook. Exactly what I was looking for in a relationship - a woman I'll never meet whose picture is posted on a wall in my own little room in cyberspace.
Truth is she's not that great looking, and the string of comments on her page posted by her and her friends are so moronic that I have not the slightest desire to date her. ...Didn't stop me from poking her, though....A few times!