Looks like maybe my ship has come in. I got an email from this chick that totally wants me. The good stuff is in bold for those who prefer to read only the highlights:
"Hello Dear! How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter with a interest. Ok. I got your e-mail through internet dating company. I want to arrive to USA and I have good chance for this. I need only man who can meet me in USA and probably we can to develop our relations. Ok. My name is Alina. I'm from Warszawa, Poland. I'm 26 years old. I am ready for creation family and want it very much. I cannot find the man in Poland for myself because it very hard in Poland. I want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care about people. I'm cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples. I'm with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as tourists for search of men for serious relations. But my girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family. It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I will be very happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. I hope that you will answer to me back... I will wait your answer so much... Write to me on e-mail : alina.zhyzneuskaja@gmail.com Yours Alina"
On second thought, maybe she's not for me. I left her email address in the post in case there are any guys out there who wanna take a crack at "creation family" with her. I'd do it myself, but I don't like that her girlfriend has problems with my family. Who the hell is she to judge them?
So if you're a cheerful guy "who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples," drop Alina a line. And if you wind up having relations, remember who hooked you up. Just don't think of me while you're actually doing the whole "creation family" thing.
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I emailed her. I'll keep you posted if we get down to doing the nasty "creation family."
I emailed her too, Jared. Let's see who gets to engage in creation family first.
I heard about these bots in my computer class this semester. They pretend to be from a different country (so its okay that they're spelling and grammar is only so-so). These bots are programmed to sound like real people. There are actually websites where you can "talk" to different bots and in many cases the people actually get attached to them even though they know they're only bots...
From Borat blogs to Borat's sister.
I'm confused. Is her girlfriend with her or not? If she is, maybe you can create 2 families.
Creation family? Is that what the kids today are calling it? What ever happenned to good ol' fashioned "banging?"
i know your family...don't really blame her for judging!
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