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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

BLOG REDESIGN

I'm considering redesigning the look and layout of the blog, but first I need a well designed header. As I searched the web for inspiration, I came across this despot's blog:

His isn't exactly a dating blog, but he's pretty disillusioned about stuff. Maybe he's disillusioned about dating too. I have no idea. I'd assume he's married, but you never know. I wouldn't mind hearing a good Mahmoud Ahmadinejad date story. He'd probably make a good wing man for me. No woman would dare give me shit with this crazy bastard at my side. Too bad he hates Jews. We could've been good together.

Either way, I'm gonna steal his header.

I think "Personal memos" is a bit pretentious, but I dig the whole "scholarly dictator" vibe. All I need now is a sweater vest, a sports jacket, and someone to take a picture of me writing my blog by hand. My readers can just assume that I, like Mahmoud, had some peasant lady type it up for me, and post it online.

11 comments:

jared said...

Genius! Excellent choice.

mo said...

I love the fact that they have him writing by hand for a blog. It's so Borat-ish.

Shoshana said...

He may be married to more than one chick - maybe you should follow his example! (But only for some things - the whole hating Jews things might not go down so well on Jdate.)

Marc F. said...

I believe he probably has a harem of some kind, but that doesn't mean he and I can't hang and try and pick up chicks on the occasional Saturday night. It's not like he needs to get permission from his wives to leave the house like most married guys.

betty said...

If you don't already have one, you'd need to grow a beard to truly capture the "scholarly dictator" thing.

nancy said...

Don't forget to look pseudo-pensive when having your picture taken handwriting the blog.

Kohmeni said...

he has one wife and two kids

Noph angel, son of Georgiel said...

And three testicles...

nolan said...

dictator's get ass! couldn't hurt to send him an email asking him to wing for you.

overton said...

You could suggest that he change his blog name to "Diary of a Disillusioned Dictator." Maybe he'll send some google adsense money your way, if he likes the idea.

del said...

I think most of Ahmadinejad's dating involves goats.