If you've never been to this site, and you need a good laugh, I highly urge you to visit. It's stunning, hilarious, and scary all at once. The fact that there are "adults" out there who are actually having these types of discussions on online forums makes me shudder at the fact these people are actually procreating...or at least trying to.
A quick sampling, if you're not quite convinced to click on the link above:
"B"h (baruch hashem/ praise god) my husband and I have a great sex life. I really have the urge to get a dildo though for those long Sundays when he's in yeshiva the whole day. How can I get one discreetly? Is it mutar (allowed)? Also, what it be mutar for me to get a strapon and use it on him? Any advice appreciated; keep your mussar to yourselves."
Consider this my little holiday gift to all my Jewish readers. Enjoy and have a great New Year!