This one is actually courtesy of a friend who IM'd a woman on Jdate. It went down as follows:
Friend: Hi.
He waits a minute or two for her to connect. When she does, she responds with:
Jdate Chick: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
Friend: What's your problem, bitch, I just said "hi."
Jdate Chick: Why would I ever respond to you? Look at yourself.
Friend: You just DID respond to me, asshole. And look at YOURSELF. I only IM'd you because your tits were hanging out of your shirt like some goddamn $10 whore. Your face is nothing to look at. Believe me.
Jdate Chick: Drop dead.
She then closed the IM box.... And I'm glad my IM box will be closed for a while too.
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Be happy you're just getting ignored.
Once again, cleavage pics causing trouble. Your grandma was right! The chick is obvioulsy a psychotic bitch, but your boy should've just blocked her and been done with it. No need to get all up in arms over someone who obviously ain't worth it.
I agree with you, Mo, but it's easier said than done. That sort of extreme douchebag-ness is hard to just sit back and take in the heat of battle.
And yes, Nikki, I'd rather be ignored than deal with such an absolute pig.
WOW. I cannot believe that one to be true. I bet she's getting dates left and right with that attitude. I wonder why she's still single.
Believe it, Shoshana. I've had women insult me like that too on Jdate by questioning why a lowly nothing like me would have the audacity to contact someone as precious as them.
Wow, what an evil bitch!
I don't know, I am usually the one handing out insults. My opening IM line usually involves a proposition regarding something oral. But my motives are pure - pure anger.
Hmmm, this reminds me of a cartoon I once saw. These two Frankenstein looking figures (male and female, at least by the artist's rendition) are staring at each other angrily. The mad scientist pleads with the two of them: "Oh come on! You two were MADE for each other!"
Josh, you might catch more blow jobs with kindness than with anger.
Oh boy. That woman sounds like FUN. Oh wait, I meant "RUN! RUN!"
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