This one is actually courtesy of a friend who IM'd a woman on Jdate. It went down as follows:
He waits a minute or two for her to connect. When she does, she responds with:
Jdate Chick: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
Friend: What's your problem, bitch, I just said "hi."
Jdate Chick: Why would I ever respond to you? Look at yourself.
Friend: You just DID respond to me, asshole. And look at YOURSELF. I only IM'd you because your tits were hanging out of your shirt like some goddamn $10 whore. Your face is nothing to look at. Believe me.
Jdate Chick: Drop dead.
She then closed the IM box.... And I'm glad my IM box will be closed for a while too.