There seems to be an inordinate number of women on dating sites whose screen names contain some variation of the "Must Love Dogs" theme. Whether it's "MustLuvDogs234," "MstLvDgs618" or even "MustHeartDogsNYC," many women seem to think that basing their screen names on a painfully mediocre and unoriginal film is somehow clever and creative. Invariably, the profiles I've read with that screen name contain such gems as "I'm looking for my partner in crime," "I'm tired of the bar scene," or the always inspired, "I'm more comfortable in jeans than I am in a cocktail dress." Do these women not realize that when the dating site assigns you "Must Love Dogs 4567" that it's because there are 4,566 other women who think they're just as imaginative?
I'm not saying guys are any better. Just ask "I DRV A PRSCHE439," or "HRD SALAMI 4 U 986."