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Friday, September 10, 2010

¿ De que estas hablando, lady?

It's difficult enough communicating with someone from a different planet (you know, the whole
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus thing), but when they're also from a different continent, things get even harder to understand. Case in point:

Her: Remember the movie yesterday?
Me: What movie?
Her: The movie yesterday.
Me: What movie? We saw a movie?
Her: Yes. You don't remember? Yesterday!
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about. Did I even see you yesterday?
Her: How could you not remember?
Me: I was pretty sure I didn't see you yesterday, but after all this movie talk I don't know anymore.
Her: I watched it with you on your sofa.
Me: What?
Her: Yesterday.
Me: Not when. What?
Her: The movie called "Yesterday."
Me: Who's on first?
Her: What?
Me: The movie with the woman in Africa who gets AIDS?
Her: Yeah. That was sad wasn't it?
Me: That's what this whole thing was about?
Her: It was so sad.
Me: Horrible.
Her: Aren't you glad I got you to watch a foreign movie instead of another episode of Family Guy?
Me: Yes, I always prefer being depressed over laughing.
Her: You didn't like it?
Me: Who said I didn't like it?
Her: You did.
Me: When?
Her: When we spoke.
Me: When? Yesterday? Third base.
Her: What does that mean?
Me: Abbott and Costello. You don't know Abbott and Costello? Who's on First?
Her: Who's on what?
Me: You know Diff'rent Strokes, but not Abbott and Costello?
Her: Which one is Diff'rent Strokes?
Me: Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Her: Ah, si. De que estas hablando, Willis?
Me: I can't believe you don't know "Who's on First?" We'll watch it on Youtube sometime.
Her: When?
Me: Tomorrow.



dating diva said...

Haha I love this conversation! Love that Abbott and Costello skit.


Wynn said...

Haha, that's SO confusing..

Douglas @ Israel said...

Very funny. But very often it turns out to be true as well:)))

Anonymous said...

That is funny, but I hope it didn't really happen! SURELY you didn't forget a movie date??

SSW said...

Wow is what an airhead! or maybe just too young to too funny either way!

healy said...

lol this conversation makes me wanna mmmmm. . .so funny!!

Jazala said...

OMG this made me laugh so hard! LMAO!

anwesha said...

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!its tooo funny