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Wednesday, December 30, 2009


Her owner is a woman I went out with a while ago who's become a friend. When she called me last night, telling me she and her dog desperately needed a place to crash since the heat in her apartment suddenly stopped working, I was hoping my hospitality would be rewarded with something other than four small piles of steaming turd atop my sofa cushions.

A perfect ending for 2009 in the life of the Disillusioned Dater.

Happy New Year to you all!



Dark Cloud Nine said...

well NOW she really owes you.

dadshouse said...

I once dated a woman with a little dog. It didn't take long before she was kicking me out of bed late at night or early morning to take the dog outside to pee. While she kept cozy and warm in bed. Chivalry? No. Blackmail! If I didn't deal with her dog, she wouldn't have sex! Ha.

Teri said...

Seriously? That sucks. I'm sorry that her dog shit on your bed.

I just discovered your blog and love it. I am a single girl in Seattle, and my friends and I have such a tough time with dating. I'm happy to hear a dude's perspective. It helps me remember that dating sucks for EVERYONE, not just women.


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