It's easy. Just update your Facebook status to: "Took a HUGGGGE shit. I love the smell of poop!"
Yes, that's an actual Facebook status from an actual woman/girl.
I've deactivated my own Facebook account because I no longer see any reason to have one, but when a friend wanted to show me a picture of some chick he'd befriended, the shitter's status update appeared on his home page. The status was followed by such comments from her friends like " u go girl" and "too funny...lmfao." Upon clicking on her profile, I was amazed to learn that she had a boyfriend, but not surprised that he didn't comment on her declaration of defecation. In her defense, she's only twenty-years old, and based on her pictures, I don't doubt that her turds are as monumental as she claims.
I wonder, however, if somewhere her boyfriend is figuring out how to dump her - pun intended.