Their database, that is. And I can't get the hell out. I've unsubscribed from their list a dozen times, but I keep getting these emails from them:
You make one mistake 8 months ago by subscribing to a free dating site, and you're forever stuck in third tier Jewish dating site spam hell. All I really remember was filling out the profile just enough so I'd be able to search for women, and thinking that the moment a request for a credit card came into the equation, I'd be done. They never asked for money, but of the 14 women that actually came up in my search, 6 I'd already seen on Jdate, 5 had no pictures, and 3 looked like rejects from a 1970s Bulgarian mail order bride catalog.
What I find puzzling is how the legal department at Jdate isn't creaming themselves over the similarities in logos between theirs and Jlove's. Maybe they are.
But what most concerns me is why my screen name on this site is "Matzohballs?" I was taking it semi-seriously when I filled out the profile so I doubt that I'd go with such a cheesy name of my own volition. Maybe I did. It was a while ago. Or do the people at Jlove affectionately call all 29 of their members "Matzohballs?" Is that a cute little thing that they do?
If that's the case, I wish they'd grab me by my unleavened dumpling sack, and pull me the hell out of their system already.