Got an email this morning from someone from one of the dating sites. It was only a few hours ago and I'm struggling to remember which site it was...that's how many of them I'm on. Anyway, I log in to view "her" and I'll be damned if this person isn't a dude. The profile said, "Woman seeking a Man," but based on the pic, "'gender confused' seeking a man" would be a more accurate description. Maybe the estrogen therapy hasn't quite kicked in yet, or maybe she just desperately needs one of those basic cable show make overs. Either way, I'm not about to find out.
I always feel a bit guilty not responding to dating site emails when I'm not interested, but I need a guarantee that my date possesses two X chromosomes.